(Via Dvorak Uncensored.)
“THE Grain or Berry called Coffee, groweth upon little Trees, only in the Deserts of Arabia.
It is brought from thence, and drunk generally throughout all the Grand Seigniors Dominions.
It is a simple innocent thing, composed into a drink, by being dryed in an Oven, and ground to Powder, and boiled up with Spring water, and about half a pint of it to be drunk, fasting an hour before and not Eating an hour after, and to be taken as hot as possibly can be endured; the which will never fetch the skin off the mouth, or raise any Blisters, by reason of that Heat.
The Turks drink at meals and other times, is usually Water, and their Dyet consists much of Fruit, the Crudities whereof are very much corrected by this Drink.
The quality of this Drink is cold and Dry; and though it be a Dryer, yet it neither heats, nor inflames more than hot Posset.
It forcloseth the Orifice of the Stomack, and fortifies the heat with- [missing text] its very good to help digestion, and therefore of great use to be [missing text] bout 3 or 4 a Clock afternoon, as well as in the morning.
[missing text] quickens the Spirits, and makes the Heart Lightsome.
[missing text]is good against sore Eys, and the better if you hold your Head o’er it, and take in the Steem that way.
It supresseth Fumes exceedingly, and therefore good against the Head-ach, and will very much stop any Defluxion of Rheumas, that distil from the Head upon the Stomach, and so prevent and help Consumptionsand the Cough of the Lungs.
It is excellent to prevent and cure the Dropsy, Gout, and Scurvy.
It is known by experience to be better then any other Drying Drink for People in years, or Children that have any running humors upon them, as the Kings Evil. &c.
It is very good to prevent Mis-carryings in Child-bearing Women.
It is a most excellent Remedy against the Spleen, Hypocondriack Winds, or the like.
It will prevent Drowsiness, and make one fit for Busines, if one have occasion to Watch, and therefore you are not to drink of it after Supper, unless you intend to be watchful, for it will hinder sleep for 3 or 4 hours.
It is observed that in Turkey, where this is generally drunk, that they are not troubled with the Stone, Gout, Dropsie, or Scurvy, and that their Skins are exceeding cleer and white.
It is neither Laxative nor Restringent.
Made and Sold in St. Michaels Alley in Cornhill, by Pasqua Rosee, at the Signe of his own Head.”
Via Open Culture
(Via HOW TO BE A RETRONAUT.)
(Via Vintage Ads.)
Looks like Ron Paul’s spending some real money on well-produced campaign ads this time around. This one, today’s Politico Morning Score says, is the biggest ad buy of any candidate in this campaign cycle so far, and it’s playing in Iowa and New Hampshire. For anyone who remembers 2008’s “He’s catchin’ on, I’m tellin’ ya!” debacle of an ad, this is a huge step up and indicates a much better prepared campaign. I look forward to seeing the next round of ads.
(Via The Hipster Libertarian.)
Kraft de Luxe Slices, 1955 on Flickr.
Scanned from Taschen’s “All-American Ads of the 50s”. Click image for 663 x 865 size.
A T-Mobile promo featuring a life-size game of Angry Birds played using a smartphone.
(Via Laughing Squid.)
General Electric Television, 1957 on Flickr.
Click image for 660 x 865 size. Scanned from Taschen’s All-American Ads of the 50s.