Sick and tired of getting those good-for-nothing T and Z pieces? Aren’t we bloody all. Now you can just mass-bake the cherished Line and Square Tetriminos and enjoy a leisurely baking and gaming experience. Practice the world’s most increasingly stressful game while the pressure is off. Rotate them at your whim. Make those lines disappear. You’re no longer battling against gravity and you level up as you eat.
2012-01-31 Rerun commentary: I’d never really thought about this before, but given Spanners’ explanation, this might imply that Steve is plugged into a cybernetic interface somewhere and is simulating wrestling a crocodile.